First of all, I’d like to say that I do know that “philodendrum” is not a real plant. I just liked the name and how many plants can you really say are corn-fed and home-schooled? Secondly, I’d like to say that I don’t have a “secondly.”
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Visiting a flower shop, Leo and Lyle see different versions of potted plants and weigh the attraction to each.
Lyle: Leo, Look! A red rose. I'll bet she likes romance.
Leo: She's too proper for me, Lyle.
Lyle: Maybe this Philodendrum?
Leo: No way. She looks corn-fed and home-schooled.
Lyle: Have you any idea what you're looking for?
Leo: I want a nice busty sunflower minus the superiority complex. I'll call her "Bambi" and she can call me, "Thumper." You feelin' me? I really don't care what she calls me as long as she calls me.
Lyle: Leo, Look! A red rose. I'll bet she likes romance.
Leo: She's too proper for me, Lyle.
Lyle: Maybe this Philodendrum?
Leo: No way. She looks corn-fed and home-schooled.
Lyle: Have you any idea what you're looking for?
Leo: I want a nice busty sunflower minus the superiority complex. I'll call her "Bambi" and she can call me, "Thumper." You feelin' me? I really don't care what she calls me as long as she calls me.
Actually there is such a plant, though you just spelled it wrong. no biggie, Its philodendron.
heck it out on botany.com:
http://www.botany.com/philodendron.html
Thanks marxdarx. I thought that there should be such a plant if there wasn't one already.