This idea came from a meeting I was in at work. I hadn’t heard the term in awhile. I think it is probably so 1999 but I thought “retrosexual” was a funny take on it. I was considering “Ghettosexual” but I didn’t see that as “French” enough. It’s really late and should be getting to sleep. I hope this looks good and is funny in the morning still. We’ll see.
UPDATE: Wife laughs at joke. I am a success.
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The scene is an outdoor cafe with trees and sky as background.
Lil: You Look so sharp LeRay, You're such a metrosexual.
LeRay (thick French accent): Really, Lil? I worry that I look like a stereotype.
Lil: A stereotype?
LeRay (thick French accent): Look at me. I have a French accent and I wear a beret.
Lil: Hmmm… Berets are really out of style. Maybe you're a retrosexual.
Lil: You Look so sharp LeRay, You're such a metrosexual.
LeRay (thick French accent): Really, Lil? I worry that I look like a stereotype.
Lil: A stereotype?
LeRay (thick French accent): Look at me. I have a French accent and I wear a beret.
Lil: Hmmm… Berets are really out of style. Maybe you're a retrosexual.
